hey whats up

[center]My name's Dike.

I play Trollum. I was originally born in faggotland but spent half my life growing up in a cows rectum!

I lived in Swollow-YoDick, Inside Faggotland now and I plan to stay here atleast for a while since I think my dick is big.
it's the nicest Butthole in the world to be in. I've worked in alot of them. I also worked for a lot of Boy Scouts jobs while going to pre-school; anything from Sex Escorts, to retail Sausage Sweating Contests, lol.

I just finished my PSD (pretty small dick) in Genital Studies for science last year and will be Masterbaiting with my Dildo in Criminal Spousing around Sextember of 2012.

Hopefully with any ducks I'll get my Cawk in the door at some kind of kids advertising agency between now and then, I also do Faggot design with my Father to make some cummm on the side while I finish pre-school. I have a couple of Big Sexy Men which are a BIG part of my life but if you want to know anything else just wisper it in my ear and slap my ass, maybe even pull my hair and ill oink for you!!!

I use to shave Dix'N'Butt for about a year and a half. Starting on my Father, He had the privileges of meeting my dick. back when i was a little boy in Faggotland I jizzed all over myself with my father and he got excited, So there was not alot i could do untill someone cleaned off my face with there tongue and move on to the sexy wet guys. I think SWG (super wet gays) was one of the best Gay porno movies ever made and hopefully TOR (tits on roids) will live up to its own reputation and fill super wet gays shoes up with milky jizzsauce! Should be a lot of fun.

I'm not Google so stop asking me.....